Lindsay lohan sex on the beach *** . . Chris (aka ''Lucky Bastard'') tells me that his favourite things all start with the letter ''F'': Females, Fucking, Food, Fucking, Flying, Fucking, and Football. So, the start of the new football season needs some particular recognition. We've been going to Oakland Raider games for decades. Look for us in Section 112, near the well-known ''Black Hole''. Inspired by the Raiderettes, and as a tribute to ANY OR ALL of voyzone's NFL buffs, here's my idea of what a football cheerleaders outfit SHOULD look like! Whether you root for the Raiders, 49ers, Bucs, or some other team, I need to understand: ''Are You Ready For Some Football?''